Analyst says modernizing applications is probably a better use of your time than hypervisor migration

UPDATED: Sorry, kids, everything's back up so get to work on your new assignment - An essay on the ethics of paying ransoms, because it looks like that's what happened here

Inspired by TempleOS, this terminal emulator is just about as bonkers

An intern who failed this much would be shown the door

New IElevator2 COM interface? No problem

By which we mean it bought someone else's with other people's money

Dull but important … so, a bit like Debian itself, really

After all that hype, AI scanner found one low-severity cURL flaw

Debian 14 plans to ax Gtk2 – and hard pruning stimulates fresh growth

Customers urged to keep an eye out for phisherfolk

JIT compiler much improved, but no reinstatement for leaky incremental garbage collector

GTIG says AI-powered hacking has moved well beyond phishing emails and chatbot tricks

Tech investment giant wants batteries for its own AI datacenters, and lots of them

Utility provider failed to detect Cl0p ransomware attack for nearly two years

Cybercrooks ruin engineers' weekends with Saturday attack

Katalyst's LINK spacecraft clears Goddard tests before Pegasus rocket integration

Instead of waiting for patch cycles, admins could simply shut down vulnerable functions before attackers get there

Client's handy automations get grayed out unless you know the keyboard shortcut

Report maps the weak points in cloud, identity, and public sector procurement

Who knows what is going where. Might as well have a lovely beer instead.